Explore the World with Ease

 Let's be honest, you are not going to travel with ease unless you are on a private jet or yacht and you are catered to at every turn.  We are not here for that, what we do is give you advice, invite you to join us and contribute to the content of this site.  We have the battle scars, the experience and we ease the learning curve especially for you 'youngsters' setting out on your new adventures.  Let's do this!

 Our team of 'travel' experts will guide you through the most amazing and unknown places around the world. Hidden gems abound especially in Asia but be careful because in the PI or Thailand hidden gems may not be exactly what you think.  We don't judge here! 

 We understand that planning a trip can be stressful, so we are not gonna lie to you!  Traveling to exotic places for 'fun' & 'adventure' can be tricky and if you don't watch yourself trouble can pop up anywhere.  We can't promise you'll be safe 100 percent but we have intimate knowledge of the dangers you may face.  Let our screw-ups guide you! 

Do you like sports?  Great you can see some of the greatest ping-pong action you have ever witnessed.  Want to experience a snake or a tarantula thrown onto your unsuspecting body?   Who wouldn't want to shoot a gun at a cage, hit the target and watch a raw dead chicken drop into the tiger pit below? Ever want to birth an alligator?  What about that decision late at night should I put this on or is this safe?  The fun and excitement never ends!

  At Worldwide Patrolmen Travel & Debauchery, we believe that travel is about more than just seeing new places. It's about creating memories that will last a lifetime. Let us help you make your next trip an unforgettable experience.  Wake up with a 3-fingered hand laying across your chest in Pattaya, get pick-pocketed by world class ladyboys in Pattaya, celebrate a birthday with 50-60 of your new 'friends' in The Philippines, walk around half naked in a massage parlor looking for a shower in Cambodia!  This is only a small sample of the type of memories you can have.  Oh and don't forget, it's even possible to get robbed by a nice young lady in Bangkok after you have been drugged.  The fun never ends in SE Asia!  NOTE: Condoms are notoriously small in some countries-plan ahead.  #egostroking

  Hey is there any better way to experience life than on a zip line where you can't truly understand the directions & have no idea if there was ever a safety inspection, on a mountain with no safety rails or guides, in a cave that may collapse on you?  I think not.  If that is not adventurous enough - try differentiating a lady from a ladyboy at 3AM, in a drunken stupor on Walking Street or Nana Plaza!  You owe this type of adventure to yourself- you worked your whole life for this type of excitement.   

   We understand that everyone has different travel 'needs' and preferences'. That's why we have a staff of experts who specialize in various locations...come pick their brains!  Notice: If you are the type that needs a vacation that is perfect and everything is just so...don't come to Thailand, Philippines, Laos, Vietnam, Myanmar or Cambodia - you will need to work up to those locations.  We here at TPTG recommend Korea, China, Japan, Etc., for those of you needing to work up to Southeast Asia.